"With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?"
- Oscar Wilde  (via universal-wanderer)


That… Is not what I expected

Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.


“Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?”
-Carl Sagan


Squidward kept this shit real